Chilled Out Bearded Man

Every time an Oxy Clean commercial comes on TV, I turn to a different channel. Its too loud. The guy sounds retarded. And I left off the quotes intentionally. I literally mean he sounds like a retarded person with a low IQ who has no volume control. Or maybe he is insane. Thats possible, too. Now, I’m not being mean here. I just find it offensive that this company, Oxy Clean, thinks its funny to use retarded people to sell their products.

The company must be doing at least alright, because the company doesn’t go out of business. Unfortunately, I, and other sane people of normal IQs, don’t get to see the commercials that show after the Oxy Clean commercials, because we change channels when the Oxy Clean commercials come on. So, to all the networks that show these commercials, and to all the advertisers that advertise after the Oxy Clean commercial, STOP SHOWING THE LOUD RETARDED INSANE GUY on my television.

I feel bad that I am giving Oxy Clean a free promotion, but this had to be said.

And oh yeah… Lets not forget that he is ruining the image of all bearded men.

… Heeeeeerrrresss BILLY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRVgPOH-9dU

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